Aaron Rodgers Retires From NFL To Becomes an MC Prospect—Immediately Asks If He Can Be President Instead

Published: March 19, 2025

PITTSBURGH, PA— As NFL free agency drags on and his options narrow, Aaron Rodgers has decided to take his talents to an entirely new arena: outlaw motorcycle clubs.

Sources confirm that Rodgers, recently released by the New York Jets and still undecided on his next team, rolled up to the Steel City Sinners MC clubhouse wearing a custom leather cut—complete with a ‘President’ patch already stitched on.

"He said something about manifesting leadership energy," said longtime club member Big Mike. "We had to explain that everyone starts as a prospect. He didn’t take it well."

Rodgers, who once led the Green Bay Packers to a Super Bowl victory, now finds himself fetching beers and sweeping floors for full-patch members—a stark contrast to his usual role of calling plays on the field.

"I asked him to clean my bike," said club enforcer Tank, shaking his head. "Dude gave me a 30-minute lecture on the holistic benefits of ayahuasca instead."

Despite the pushback, Rodgers remains determined to climb the ranks.

"I’ve studied leadership extensively," he told reporters. "It’s about vision, trust, and an unwavering commitment to success. Also, I refuse to ride in the back of the formation. That’s just not happening."

Rodgers' MC journey comes as the Pittsburgh Steelers issue an ultimatum regarding his NFL future. Head coach Mike Tomlin reportedly told him to ‘make a damn decision’ before the team moves on, but Rodgers appears more focused on debating the club’s bylaws than signing a new contract.

"He keeps asking for a ‘darkness retreat’ before making any big choices," said club VP Reaper. "Meanwhile, we just need him to gas up the bikes."

At press time, Rodgers was seen attempting to introduce a ‘no-contact’ practice policy for bar fights and petitioning the club to replace its traditional prospect period with an online certification course.

"It’s 2025," he argued. "We can streamline this."

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