The Smut Report
What Forced Proximity Really Means to Me (and W...
You know what gets me every time? It’s not the spice. Not the bikers. Not even the tattoos or the growly possessiveness (though… let’s be honest, those help). It’s the...
What Forced Proximity Really Means to Me (and W...
You know what gets me every time? It’s not the spice. Not the bikers. Not even the tattoos or the growly possessiveness (though… let’s be honest, those help). It’s the...
Chris Hemsworth Sparks International Incident W...
UN Confirms Thor’s Hammer Is “Clearly Visible” in New Workout Reel In what officials are calling “an unprecedented display of unregulated weaponry,” actor Chris Hemsworth has unintentionally sparked an international...
Chris Hemsworth Sparks International Incident W...
UN Confirms Thor’s Hammer Is “Clearly Visible” in New Workout Reel In what officials are calling “an unprecedented display of unregulated weaponry,” actor Chris Hemsworth has unintentionally sparked an international...
Local Man Launches OnlyFans After Seeing Wife’s...
SHEBOYGAN, WI — After opening the joint credit card statement and seeing an alarming spike in romance ebook purchases, local husband Derek Wilcox made a bold financial pivot: launching an...
Local Man Launches OnlyFans After Seeing Wife’s...
SHEBOYGAN, WI — After opening the joint credit card statement and seeing an alarming spike in romance ebook purchases, local husband Derek Wilcox made a bold financial pivot: launching an...
Husband Poses With Wrench, Leather Vest, And Ze...
In what friends are calling a “deeply committed act of marital desperation,” local husband Travis Denby was spotted in the garage wearing nothing but a leather vest, gym socks, and...
Husband Poses With Wrench, Leather Vest, And Ze...
In what friends are calling a “deeply committed act of marital desperation,” local husband Travis Denby was spotted in the garage wearing nothing but a leather vest, gym socks, and...
Man Launches OnlyFans to Keep Wife Supplied wit...
In a bold move that experts are calling “desperate but strangely effective,” local husband Jake Morgan has launched an OnlyFans account to help fund his wife’s insatiable appetite for steamy...
Man Launches OnlyFans to Keep Wife Supplied wit...
In a bold move that experts are calling “desperate but strangely effective,” local husband Jake Morgan has launched an OnlyFans account to help fund his wife’s insatiable appetite for steamy...
Husband Surprises Wife With Boudoir Photo Shoot
CHATTANOOGA, TN — In a bold move to reignite the spark and “stake his claim like that biker guy she keeps sighing about,” local husband Travis Delaney surprised his wife...
Husband Surprises Wife With Boudoir Photo Shoot
CHATTANOOGA, TN — In a bold move to reignite the spark and “stake his claim like that biker guy she keeps sighing about,” local husband Travis Delaney surprised his wife...
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