DQ Free Cone Day Turns Steamy After Biker Offers to “Lick It For Her”

Free Cone Frenzy Sparks Spicy Showdown

Published:  March 21, 2025

MESA, AZ — What started as a wholesome first-day-of-spring tradition quickly took a turn for the spicy when a local biker in line for Dairy Queen’s Free Cone Day made a not-so-innocent offer to the woman behind him.

“I just said my hands were full with my Kindle,” said romance reader Allison Brooks, who’d been reading Hawk from the Guardians of Mayhem MC series while waiting in line. “Next thing I know, he leans in and goes, ‘Want me to lick it for you, sweetheart?’

Multiple bystanders confirm the exchange led to an awkward silence, two dropped phones, and one woman whispering “Oh my god he’s real” before fanning herself with a napkin dispenser.

DQ employee and part-time poet Brianna L. said, “I thought this kind of energy only existed in books. Then he called her ‘darlin’’ and told her she ‘smelled like sin and sugar.’ I’m still recovering.”

The biker—later identified only as “Tank”—claims he was just being polite. “She looked busy. Figured I’d offer a hand… or a tongue. Whatever works.”

When asked if the interaction led to anything more, Allison was tight-lipped. “Let’s just say, I left with more than a cone.”

In the aftermath, Dairy Queen released a brief statement reminding patrons that while spring is a time of renewal and joy, they should still “keep their cones—and their cool—in public.”

At press time, Kindle downloads of Hawk had mysteriously spiked in the area, and Tank was spotted reading it on his phone and muttering, “So that’s what they want…”

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