CHATTANOOGA, TN — In a bold move to reignite the spark and “stake his claim like that biker guy she keeps sighing about,” local husband Travis Delaney surprised his wife with a full-blown boudoir photo shoot—starring himself.
Wearing nothing but a leather jacket, fingerless gloves, and what one witness described as “raw delusion,” Travis posed on a rented Harley inside the living room while Bon Jovi’s “Bad Medicine” blasted in the background.
“I was going for the whole tortured-alpha-vibes thing,” said Travis, explaining that he studied the cover of his wife’s favorite MC romance novel, Hawk, for what he called “pose research.”
“She likes when they lean against stuff all intense-like. So I leaned. On everything.”
Photographer Melissa J., who specializes in couples maternity shoots and was “not emotionally prepared for this,” confirmed the shoot included a variety of suggestive stares, one intense windshield wipe down, and a moment where Travis mistook the fog machine remote for his vape.
“He kept growling ‘You’re mine’ under his breath,” she said. “It was mostly adorable. Slightly confusing. But he committed.”
Wife Amanda reportedly returned home to find her husband dramatically sprawled across the couch, trying to look “gritty but emotionally available.”
“He told me to sit down and watch the slideshow,” she said. “I laughed so hard I almost divorced him. But then… the third picture happened. The one where he’s biting his lip and holding a wrench? Yeah. We’re fine.”
Sources say Amanda has since made the photo her phone wallpaper and may or may not be printing it on a throw pillow for their bed.
At press time, Travis was researching tattoo sleeve transfers on Etsy and wondering aloud if he should start calling her “my old lady.”
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