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RALEIGH, NC—After years of struggling to make a living as a self-published author, local entrepreneur Chad W. has finally found his true calling: teaching others how to succeed where he failed.
“I poured my heart and soul into my books,” Chad explained, adjusting the cheap ring light illuminating his basement office. “But after zero sales, negative reviews, and my mom calling my books ‘confusing’, I realized my true gift wasn’t writing—it was charging aspiring authors $997 for my foolproof publishing course.”
‘I Had To Learn The Hard Way, So You Don’t Have To’
Chad’s Amazon author page still shows a tragic collection of forgotten books, including The Alpha’s Secret Billionaire Twin Baby and Write a Bestseller in 48 Hours Using ChatGPT and Vibes Alone.
Despite a complete lack of personal success, Chad insists he’s the perfect person to teach others how to make six-figures a month from their books.
“It’s all about mindset,” Chad continued. “People say, ‘Hey Chad, if your system works so well, why didn’t your books take off?’ And to that, I say, ‘Bro, do you want excuses or do you want success?’”
The Masterclass Nobody Asked For
Chad’s exclusive coaching program, "Self-Publishing Cash Flow Academy," promises to reveal insider secrets that totally work—even though they never worked for him.
For the low, low price of $997, students will gain access to:
✅ A 12-module course teaching outdated Kindle strategies from 2014.
✅ An exclusive VIP Facebook group where students can motivate each other in shared financial regret.
✅ One LIVE coaching call per month (subject to availability and Chad’s willingness to wake up before noon).
✅ BONUS: Chad’s 72-page "bestselling" ebook on how to create an ebook nobody buys.
Reviews Are In: ‘I Have No Idea What I Paid For’
Early students of Chad’s program have mixed reviews.
"I signed up three months ago," said Lisa M., an aspiring romance author. "So far, I’ve watched seven hours of Chad explaining how to format a Word doc and been upsold on three different ‘elite’ packages. I still don’t have a book."
Others, however, are seeing results.
“Chad taught me the real secret to making money as an indie author,” said Derek P. “It’s not writing. It’s selling a course about writing.”
Success Is a State of Mind (And a $997 Investment)
When asked if he planned to write another book, Chad laughed.
“Oh, absolutely not,” he said, sipping from a mug that says ‘Passive Income King.’ “Writing books is way too hard and makes no money. That’s why I teach.”
🚨 Want to achieve self-publishing success without actually succeeding at self-publishing? Apply now—because spots in Chad’s Self-Publishing Cash Flow Academy are disappearing faster than his book royalties.