Husband Shocked to Discover Wife Refers to Fictional Biker as “Our Boyfriend”
ARLEN, TX— In a shocking turn of marital dynamics, local husband Mark Reynolds has realized he is no longer the sole object of his wife’s romantic affection. The unexpected third? A fictional, tatted-up, emotionally unavailable MC romance anti-hero named Hawk.
“She kept saying we were going to bed early,” Mark explained, eyes wide and slightly misty. “But when I got there, she was already in bed—headphones in, Kindle on. I think she meant her and Hawk.”
Sources confirm that Mark’s wife, Ashley, recently discovered the Guardians of Mayhem MC romance series and has not been the same since.
“She whispers things like ‘take me, Hawk’ in her sleep,” Mark shared. “At first I thought it was a dream. Then she started making coffee for ‘both of us.’ And I knew.”
The signs were all there. Leather jackets in her cart. The motorcycle license study guide bookmarked. A playlist titled “Songs Hawk Would Growl To.” The family calendar now simply reads: “Hawk Time.”
Even Ashley’s texts have changed.
“I told her I was picking up dinner and she replied, ‘That’s great, babe. Hawk wants steak.’”
Relationship experts say this phenomenon is becoming increasingly common in romance-reading households. Dr. Shayla Rivers, certified therapist and BookTok researcher, explains:
“Menage marriage is less about logistics and more about emotional displacement. If the wife starts saying things like ‘Hawk would never forget to take out the trash,’ you’re already in a throuple.”
Mark remains hopeful.
“I’ve started doing pushups and I downloaded a motorcycle sound effect app to play outside the bedroom door,” he said. “I just want her to look at me the way she looks at that damn Kindle.”
At press time, Ashley was spotted printing custom T-shirts that read:
Taken… by My Husband and Also Hawk.
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