Husband Quietly Subscribes Wife to More Romance Book Boxes ‘For Her Happiness’

Published: March 24, 2025 

SPRINGFIELD, PA—Local husband Jeff Randall has cracked the code to a thriving marriage: An unlimited supply of dangerously possessive book boyfriends.

“It started with one MC romance,” Jeff explained. “Then she read another. And another. Now, suddenly, I’m the one making sure she never runs out.”

Jeff, who previously showed little interest in his wife’s reading habits, now actively encourages her growing collection.

“I mean, let’s be honest—I’m reaping the benefits,” he admitted, scrolling through an exclusive MC romance book bundle. “A small price to pay for a… let’s call it a very enthusiastic home environment.”

Now, Jeff is on a mission to ensure no romance reader suffers a book drought.

“I took one for the team and found the best deal,” he said. “Buy 5 books, get 25 FREE. That’s 30 more alpha males, and as far as I’m concerned, that’s 30 more reasons my wife is going to be very, very happy.”

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