Husband Shocked to Learn He’s the Real Winner After Wife’s MC Romance Binge

Local husband Ethan, 38, initially felt neglected when his wife, Jessica, spent the entire weekend glued to her Kindle, ignoring household chores, dinner plans, and—most devastatingly—his attempts to show her a really funny meme.

“I figured she was just in one of her book moods again,” Ethan admitted, referring to the mysterious phenomenon where Jessica disappears into a literary black hole for days on end. “But then… Sunday night happened.”

According to sources, Jessica had just finished an MC romance series—one filled with dominant, possessive biker anti-heroes who love hard and fight harder. And as Ethan would soon find out, she was feeling inspired.

“I wasn’t prepared,” he confessed, adjusting his shirt collar. “She came out of the bedroom, looked me up and down, and said, ‘Come here, prospect.’ I don’t even know what that means, but my survival instincts told me to just go with it.”

The aftermath was life-changing.

“I woke up feeling like I just did a full-body workout. She even called me her Old Man at breakfast, which I assume is a good thing?” Ethan said, still slightly dazed.

Jessica, for her part, had no regrets. “Look, I love my husband, but sometimes he needs a little motivation,” she explained, sipping her coffee with a knowing smirk. “Turns out, all I needed was a fictional outlaw biker named ‘Ryder’ to remind me why I married this man in the first place.”

Since the event, Ethan has been spotted casually scrolling his wife’s Kindle app, subtly checking for future reading selections. “I just want to be… prepared,” he admitted.

Meanwhile, Jessica has already moved on to another steamy MC romance, leaving Ethan in a state of both excitement and mild fear.

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