Published: March 24, 2025
In a stunning turn of events, local husband Ryan Caldwell has reported an unprecedented uptick in marital satisfaction after his wife, Jessica Caldwell, developed an obsession with fictional bikers.
“I used to get, like, a half-hearted peck on the cheek when I left for work,” Ryan told reporters. “Now she’s grabbing my face, whispering ‘come back to me, my love’ like I’m about to ride off into a turf war instead of to Costco.”
A Sudden Shift in Household Dynamics
According to Ryan, the transformation began after Jessica downloaded a free MC romance novel, featuring a brooding, tattooed biker named Hawk.
“She read one book and suddenly started eyeing me like I was her next bad decision,” he said, noticeably refreshed despite the dark circles under his eyes. “She told me my flannel gave me ‘strong outlaw energy.’ It’s from Target.”
Jessica, now an MC romance devotee, insists she simply feels more inspired in their relationship.
“I just appreciate him more,” she explained while casually flipping to a dogeared page in her latest read. “Like, the other day, he handed me my coffee, and I swear I saw his forearm flex. It was a moment.”
Ryan’s coworkers have also taken note of the recent shift in his demeanor.
“He just seems... happier,” said his friend, Brian. “Last week, he came in wearing a leather jacket. We work in IT.”
The ‘Book Boyfriend Effect’—A Win for Husbands Everywhere?
Ryan is now leading a grassroots campaign encouraging all husbands to embrace their wives’ literary obsessions.
“I don’t care how unrealistic these books are,” he said. “I just know that ever since she started reading them, I am THRIVING.”
When asked if he planned to read any of his wife’s MC romance novels himself, Ryan hesitated.
“I tried,” he admitted. “But after the third ‘growled possessively’ I had to tap out.”
His official statement to other husbands?
“Encourage the smut. Buy the books. Let the magic happen.”
🚨 Husbands, take notes. Wives, take action.
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