The Smut Report
Area Man’s Newsfeed Flooded With Hims Ads After...
“It started subtly at first,” Ethan explained, nervously adjusting his sweatpants. “One ad for ‘clinically proven solutions for male performance issues.’ Whatever. But then… then it got personal.”
Area Man’s Newsfeed Flooded With Hims Ads After...
“It started subtly at first,” Ethan explained, nervously adjusting his sweatpants. “One ad for ‘clinically proven solutions for male performance issues.’ Whatever. But then… then it got personal.”
MC Romance Novel Tackles Ongoing Debate Over Ap...
The romance world has long been divided over one deeply personal, highly controversial issue: How much hair is too much hair?
MC Romance Novel Tackles Ongoing Debate Over Ap...
The romance world has long been divided over one deeply personal, highly controversial issue: How much hair is too much hair?
MC Romance Does NOT Stand for My Chemical Romance
“I thought maybe the band was doing some avant-garde protest performance or, at the very least, a really weird charity event. But then I saw a picture of a middle-aged...
MC Romance Does NOT Stand for My Chemical Romance
“I thought maybe the band was doing some avant-garde protest performance or, at the very least, a really weird charity event. But then I saw a picture of a middle-aged...
Outlaw Bikers Denounce 'Unrealistic Expectation...
“We’re out here reading about guys named ‘Hawk’ and ‘Axel’ who can fight ten dudes and still have the stamina to go another six rounds in the bedroom,” said club...
Outlaw Bikers Denounce 'Unrealistic Expectation...
“We’re out here reading about guys named ‘Hawk’ and ‘Axel’ who can fight ten dudes and still have the stamina to go another six rounds in the bedroom,” said club...
MC Romance Author Unwittingly Confuses My Chemi...
Hope Stone has since issued a public apology in the form of a new meme, which clarifies that MC Romance does NOT stand for My Chemical Romance—but she fully supports...
MC Romance Author Unwittingly Confuses My Chemi...
Hope Stone has since issued a public apology in the form of a new meme, which clarifies that MC Romance does NOT stand for My Chemical Romance—but she fully supports...
Husband Shocked to Learn He’s the Real Winner A...
“I figured she was just in one of her book moods again,” Ethan admitted, referring to the mysterious phenomenon where Jessica disappears into a literary black hole for days on...
Husband Shocked to Learn He’s the Real Winner A...
“I figured she was just in one of her book moods again,” Ethan admitted, referring to the mysterious phenomenon where Jessica disappears into a literary black hole for days on...
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