The Smut Report

Husband Ashamed Of His Length Upon Discovering Dogeared Page Of Wife's MC Romance Novel

Husband Ashamed Of His Length Upon Discovering ...

“I mean, yeah, I know I don’t have big fat hog or a mysterious past, but I thought we were happy. I thought I was enough.”

Husband Ashamed Of His Length Upon Discovering ...

“I mean, yeah, I know I don’t have big fat hog or a mysterious past, but I thought we were happy. I thought I was enough.”

Marketing Guru Sued By FTC For Making False Claims Falsely Claims Innocence

Marketing Guru Sued By FTC For Making False Cla...

“People always say ‘If you can’t do, teach.’” Anish smirked. “I say, if you get sued for doing, teach other people how to avoid getting sued for doing.”

Marketing Guru Sued By FTC For Making False Cla...

“People always say ‘If you can’t do, teach.’” Anish smirked. “I say, if you get sued for doing, teach other people how to avoid getting sued for doing.”

Kindle Publishing Coach Ditches Failed Self-Publishing Career To Teach Self-Publishing Success Secrets

Kindle Publishing Coach Ditches Failed Self-Pub...

“Chad taught me the real secret to making money as an indie author,” said Derek P. “It’s not writing. It’s selling a course about writing.”

Kindle Publishing Coach Ditches Failed Self-Pub...

“Chad taught me the real secret to making money as an indie author,” said Derek P. “It’s not writing. It’s selling a course about writing.”

Trump Announces Free MC Romance Book With Purchase Of Melania Meme Coin

Trump Announces Free MC Romance Book With Purch...

"I mean, listen," said Alyssa Greene, an MC romance fan from Texas. "The crypto part is obviously a scam, but if I get a free possessive biker with a tragic...

Trump Announces Free MC Romance Book With Purch...

"I mean, listen," said Alyssa Greene, an MC romance fan from Texas. "The crypto part is obviously a scam, but if I get a free possessive biker with a tragic...

Bookworm Wife Demands Husband Be More Possessive After Reading A Free MC Romance

Bookworm Wife Demands Husband Be More Possessiv...

“We’re seeing a surge in ‘MC Romance-Induced Relationship Dissatisfaction’ across the U.S.,” said Dr. Emily Lawson, an expert in the field of book boyfriend recovery.

Bookworm Wife Demands Husband Be More Possessiv...

“We’re seeing a surge in ‘MC Romance-Induced Relationship Dissatisfaction’ across the U.S.,” said Dr. Emily Lawson, an expert in the field of book boyfriend recovery.

Wife Reads MC Romance, Now Wants Husband to 'Stake His Claim'

Wife Reads MC Romance, Now Wants Husband to 'St...

“She asked me why I’ve never threatened another man for looking at her too long,” Brian continued. “I mean… what? No one is even looking at her. We were at...

Wife Reads MC Romance, Now Wants Husband to 'St...

“She asked me why I’ve never threatened another man for looking at her too long,” Brian continued. “I mean… what? No one is even looking at her. We were at...

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