The Smut Report

Outlaw Biker Accidentally Reads A Free MC Romance
A local outlaw biker, known only by his road name “Diesel,” is experiencing an identity crisis after unintentionally reading a free MC romance novel that “hit way too close to...
Outlaw Biker Accidentally Reads A Free MC Romance
A local outlaw biker, known only by his road name “Diesel,” is experiencing an identity crisis after unintentionally reading a free MC romance novel that “hit way too close to...

Aaron Rodgers Retires From NFL To Becomes an MC...
Sources confirm that Rodgers, recently released by the New York Jets and still undecided on his next team, rolled up to the Steel City Sinners MC clubhouse wearing a custom...
Aaron Rodgers Retires From NFL To Becomes an MC...
Sources confirm that Rodgers, recently released by the New York Jets and still undecided on his next team, rolled up to the Steel City Sinners MC clubhouse wearing a custom...

My Chemical Romance Issues Public Statement on ...
In a statement nobody expected to be necessary, legendary rock band My Chemical Romance has officially addressed the growing confusion between their emo legacy and the wildly popular genre of...
My Chemical Romance Issues Public Statement on ...
In a statement nobody expected to be necessary, legendary rock band My Chemical Romance has officially addressed the growing confusion between their emo legacy and the wildly popular genre of...

Sturgis Rally Shocked As New MC Turns Up Lookin...
The mysterious new club, dubbed "The Midnight Sinners," has been raising more than just eyebrows with their unconventional approach to biker culture.
Sturgis Rally Shocked As New MC Turns Up Lookin...
The mysterious new club, dubbed "The Midnight Sinners," has been raising more than just eyebrows with their unconventional approach to biker culture.

Confused My Chemical Romance Fans Accidentally ...
This genre mix-up appears to have reached a critical mass, with countless reports of emo fans unintentionally entering the world of outlaw bikers.
Confused My Chemical Romance Fans Accidentally ...
This genre mix-up appears to have reached a critical mass, with countless reports of emo fans unintentionally entering the world of outlaw bikers.

Pope Francis Spotted Reading ‘Heavenly Hogs: A ...
Despite the Vatican’s attempts at damage control, speculation has run rampant, with some devout readers already petitioning for an official Catholic blessing of the Heavenly Hogs series.
Pope Francis Spotted Reading ‘Heavenly Hogs: A ...
Despite the Vatican’s attempts at damage control, speculation has run rampant, with some devout readers already petitioning for an official Catholic blessing of the Heavenly Hogs series.
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